I'm trying to be all polite here. Hopefully you will not be able to see my concealed agenda. Thus, I'll start off this letter by asking you how have things been since your arse, opps, I mean ya sexy feet touched the ground of Aussie. In particular, Melbourne.

I fervently hope everything is going well and that you've settled down as aptly as possible. Oh and is the chilly winter weather treating you too harshly? Well if it is, remember the cheese, chips & indo (mee) are there for a reason. You do know they serve to be less of a flower vase than you right?

With the economy picking up, it would only be wise for you to spend more. This would in turn help the GDP, or G something something. Whatever the case is, do stock up on your Jimmy Choos, Chanels, (not This Fashion please, if the franchise has flew over to Aussie) and Agnes B. Oh wait, I am sure you would only need a Agnes B right?

Also, do spend more time roaming the streets. In particular, do hang/chill out at this Chocolaty cafe, Max dunnoe what. I mean, chocolates are known to be therapeutic. So if projects or tests are depleting the last bit of brain cells within, that is if you have any to start off with, then I am sure you would know where to turn to yea? That's right.
(On hindsight, do you even give a flying fark about projects & tests? Hmmm ...)

Anyway, with the abundant amount of time that I have on hand, I reflected on life; so that I would not lament at the harsh deck of cards that life has dealt me with; Ok maybe on 'certain aspect' only - you know you know -

Amidst this self reflection cum meditation, I decided that I should stay praying to a god. And us, being the supposedly bff, wouldn't it be apt if i pray to yours? So bff, I would like to ask you, in the most sincere way possible, Which god do you pray to? Which place of worship do you frequent? And most importantly, what are the words, in it's most exactitude manner no less, that you mutter in your night prayers?

See, I am starting to go all spiritual here hur? So comm'on bff, lend me a hand yea?

I look forward to your response and till then, keep the eyes open & the cheese rolling yea bff? I heart heart you a lot despite not receiving any very expensive tee, nevertheless!

xoxoxo

Zming.

P.S You know when we are in some foreign land, it's good to know more friends so that we have people to turn too. And well, I am not a very patriotic guy, but I vehemently think Singaporeans should help Singaporeans yea? If you get what I mean. Ciaoz!